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The Morons Once Said…

Part (?)

Dick: just because I’m an adult, doesn’t instantly make me competent.

Jason: smoking is essentially a subscription that you know you should cancel, but like, no.

Tim: the bubonic plague literally vanished without a trace. Was there a vaccine? Didn’t think so. Same thing is gonna happen to Covid. Just you wait!

Damian: Kent spoke to me today and said “You say you prefer animals over people and I can’t decide if you mean you prefer hunting over murder”. It depends on the day, really.

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The Morons Once Said…

Part (?)

Dick: just because I’m an adult, doesn’t instantly make me competent.

Jason: smoking is essentially a subscription that you know you should cancel, but like, no.

Tim: the bubonic plague literally vanished without a trace. Was there a vaccine? Didn’t think so. Same thing is gonna happen to Covid. Just you wait!

Damian: Kent spoke to me today and said “You say you prefer animals over people and I can’t decide if you mean you prefer hunting over murder”. It depends on the day, really.

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The Morons Once Said…

Part (?)

Dick: just because I’m an adult, doesn’t instantly make me competent.

Jason: smoking is essentially a subscription that you know you should cancel, but like, no.

Tim: the bubonic plague literally vanished without a trace. Was there a vaccine? Didn’t think so. Same thing is gonna happen to Covid. Just you wait!

Damian: Kent spoke to me today and said “You say you prefer animals over people and I can’t decide if you mean you prefer hunting over murder”. It depends on the day, really.

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The Morons Once Said…

Part (?)

Dick: just because I’m an adult, doesn’t instantly make me competent.

Jason: smoking is essentially a subscription that you know you should cancel, but like, no.

Tim: the bubonic plague literally vanished without a trace. Was there a vaccine? Didn’t think so. Same thing is gonna happen to Covid. Just you wait!

Damian: Kent spoke to me today and said “You say you prefer animals over people and I can’t decide if you mean you prefer hunting over murder”. It depends on the day, really.

gothamundernightlight

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Damian: Some of you seem to be confused, so allow me to explain.

Damian: I have no issue admitting when I am wrong. It’s just that it happens so rarely, I don’t get the chance to say it.

Damian: It’s not that I lack the ability to say I’m incorrect, I lack the opportunity…unlike some people.

Damian: *side eyes Tim

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Pt 14 this is correct and no I will not take criticism

*set during Jason being in the league*

Jason: *sitting in the passenger seat* alright dami you ready?

Damian: *in the drivers seat* yup

Jason: what do we do first?

Damian: seatbelt

Jason: good *puts on his seatbelt* now what?

Damian: *puts on his seatbelt* start the car

Jason: mhm

Damian: *starts up the car*

Jason: now what?

Damian:….floor it

Jason: mhm very goo-Wait what?

Damian: FLOOR IT! *puts the car in drive and slams on the gas*

Jason: OH GOD MOMS GONNA KILL ME

*bonus*

Talia: so what happened to my car again?

Jason: I just wanted to teach him how to drive

Talia: JASON HES EIGHT! DAMIAN DOESNT NEED TO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YET!

incorrectbatfam

Damian: I got you something that will make you happy. I call them "Opposite Tortures."

Tim: You mean presents?

Damian: Yes, that's better, thank you.

incorrectbatfam

Jason: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal.

Dick: ...Explain.

Jason: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord.

Dick: ...That's not— that—

Tim: No, the logic is sound.

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Jason: [hitting Tim with Damian's shark plushie] Porpoise punch!

Damian: That is a SHARK you simpleminded fool!

Jason: [shrugs] Same thing

Damian: Excuse you?!

Tim: [still getting hit with the plushie] Dolphin is just a happier, less toothy shark

Damian: WHAT?!

Dick: Have you ever considered the fact that a dolphin is just a gay shark?

Damian: [grabbing his plushie and leaving] I HATE YOU ALL!

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